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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: Republican Homeland Insecurity Dept. has a brilliant idea |
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The Department of Homeland Security has an idea that can't possibly go
wrong - they would like airlines to get rid of boarding passes and
instead make passengers wear an identity bracelet that keeps track of
where they and their luggage are at all times.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/aviation-security/2008/Jul/01/want-some-torture-with-your-peanuts/
Oh yes, and the bracelet could also "shock the wearer on command,
completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes."
A DHS representative demonstrating the device said, "Come fly our
friendly skaiiiieeeAAAAGH!"
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: Re: Republican Homeland Insecurity Dept. has a brilliant ide |
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On Jul 15, 9:00 am, Harry Hope <riv...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
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The Department of Homeland Security has an idea that can't possibly go
wrong - they would like airlines to get rid of boarding passes and
instead make passengers wear an identity bracelet that keeps track of
where they and their luggage are at all times.http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/aviation-security/2008/Jul/01/...
Oh yes, and the bracelet could also "shock the wearer on command,
completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes."
A DHS representative demonstrating the device said, "Come fly our
friendly skaiiiieeeAAAAGH!"
By EarlG
Democratic Undergroundhttp://www.democraticunderground.com/
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I've got a better idea. Why stop at airlines? Have everyone wear the
bracelet at all times. |
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r wiley
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:55 pm Post subject: Re: Republican Homeland Insecurity Dept. has a brilliant ide |
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"Harry Hope" <rivrvu@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message news:kp7p749b7md05r9julhajfa86nrtigakfg@4ax.com...
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The Department of Homeland Security has an idea that can't possibly go
wrong - they would like airlines to get rid of boarding passes and
instead make passengers wear an identity bracelet that keeps track of
where they and their luggage are at all times.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/aviation-security/2008/Jul/01/want-some-torture-with-your-peanuts/
Oh yes, and the bracelet could also "shock the wearer on command,
completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes."
A DHS representative demonstrating the device said, "Come fly our
friendly skaiiiieeeAAAAGH!"
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So the airline wouldn't have to wait a day to tell me that the pieces of
my luggage that hadn't been stolen by airline and/or TSA employees
had gone to Bombay. They would know as soon as I landed.
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