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Subject: gunshot survivor

How's this for a gunshot survivor...

Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with
her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that
she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains
in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough stuck on
the back
of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister in the backseat grocery bag had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out
what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but was quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde and a
Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.

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Douglas Berry · Guest

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